March 2012
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Uggh I just knocked over a bunch of DVDs with my butt.
A few days ago me and a friend walked into town to get some lunch. And there was this girl riding her bike on the sidewalk and her shirt was too low cut to be bending over drop bars without some malfunctions. This person had the most gelatinous boobs I’ve seen in my entire life.
Then me and the friend came back to my house and we played Borderlands and he picked up “bouncing...
February 2012
Woah, within the hour I had two additional sales. And five minutes ago I got two more. 67 bucks instantly. I LIKE THIS.
The names of Domino’s coupons have always been mysterious to me. Who is this..Clint? And what is his..chicken..combo?
What is the point in a “cinnamon challenge”? What’s the challenge? How do you win at eating cinnamon? The same thing that happens to everyone else happens to you when you eat ground cinnamon. The challenge is living with the shame of eating cinnamon in front of a camera for no reason.
I sold some more stuff last night. And my shipping materials actually arrived next day! I am currently drying a bunch of clothes that were soaked. Because it snowed on my earlier. Then I’m going to head to the post office and ship this garbage out. Grab lunch and continue to be half awake for the rest of the day. I’ve nearly raked in half my revenue from all my listed items so far....
Stop telling me Childish Gambino is good.
I’ve been link surfing for the past couple hours. I eventually ended up at the “newgrounds forums”. First of all. I forgot fucking newgrounds existed. Second, fuck pretty much all forums ever created. I ended up reading a huge thread that made me bury my face in my pillow due to a MASSIVE amount of second hand embarrassment.
It featured a 14 year old who likes the word...
The Gundam Wing DVDs…there is an issue here. Why did you name them “Gundam Wing: The Complete Collection 1” and “Gundam Wing: The Complete Collection 2”? I don’t think the there was a proper understanding of the word “complete”.
My girlfriend has never seen Cowboy Bebop and I’m working diligently to change that.
I’m really enjoying selling electronics and stuff online. For some reason I find it fun to receive an order and get all excited. Then pack stuff up and have a walk to the post office. And then after a couple days..woah. MONEY. I wish I could do this for a living. Tons of people run their own business online. But I’m simply selling things I already own through a 3rd party. If I were...
Why was Billy Elliot re-cut for language? Why did the same thing happen to The King’s Speech?
californiasaythatyoumissme replied to your post: I didn’t HAVE to snow really hard on me while…
Its sunny and warm where I am. In England ;) I hope your breakfast survived.
It almost didn’t :[
I didn’t HAVE to snow really hard on me while I walked home with a big paper bag of breakfast. But it did.
surewhateverbutno replied to your post: Help, I’m bonering. This isn’t supposed to happen….
it was the clowns wan it?
Yes, they were just too sexy. My peenor loves clowns way too much.
Help, I’m bonering. This isn’t supposed to happen. Not now. NOT TODAY. I’m going to die.
Back when Taco Bell was serving those volcano tacos me and a friend would call them “Dinosaur hot lava tacos” and the people would legitimately get mad when you ordered them as such. We named it after that Diddy Kong Racing level. The dinosaur hot lava level.
Motherfucker, now I’m not sleepy. Why world? WHY?
dorkyone replied to your post: The job title “sandwich artist” is still the…
it’s the artist part. sandwiches have my respect.
Cat burglars jump through trip lasers in order to steal those sandwiches in the middle of the night.
The job title “sandwich artist” is still the funniest thing on the entire planet.
dorkyone replied to your post: dorkyone replied to your post: I just saw the news…
Maximum Overdrive, yes. It was terrible. Like, what the fuck are you doing?
I was so young when I saw it the first time and I still hated it. Now that I think of it, most Stephen King movies are pretty fucking bad.
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dorkyone replied to your post: I just saw the news headline “Monster Truck…
stephen king wrote something like that. it was ridiculous.
Are you talking about Christine? Or Maximum Overdrive? Maximum Overdrive is the one that has 40 AC/DC songs in it v_v
I just saw the news headline “Monster Truck Attack”….wut
Fuuuuck me, I don’t think I’ve been this sleepy in a long time. MY ENERGY. Give it back!
publicremand replied to your post: mikerickson replied to your post: there are a ton…
That’s like wishing to know exactly where the constantly moving treasure of anubis is - the moment after you have those coordinates in your head you will have lost it forever
Hey….wanna hunt relics?
mikerickson replied to your post: there are a ton of boobs on my dash. Forgive me…
GPOY
I wish I could have my internet innocence back…wait. No I don’t.
dorkyone replied to your photo: You know what I am mad about though? That yellow…
oh, i just noticed the change. when did this happen?
Couldn’t tell yah.
there are a ton of boobs on my dash. Forgive me while I sit here, desensitized to nudity due to too many years browsing the internet out of boredom.
I just experienced the absolute peak of rudeness about five minutes ago.
WOAH. WOAH-HOH. DAMN. BACK UP. TAKE THAT SHIT OUT THE DOOR AND HAVE A TERRIBLE EVENING.
Could god create a Slim Jim so radical that even...
There is a point when you've drank too many energy...
publicremand:
A clever slippery pig
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How did it get slippery?
I don’t know
How does it maintain its slipperiness?
It is clever, it may have resources. A hidden base filled with lubricants maybe… or it could of built a device that keeps it slippery for short periods of time
Or it could not be a pig at all
What?
It could just be the idea of slipperiness that has happened to take the...
lurfy asked: oogidy boogidy where the sleepover at
This is in relation to all people bitching about...
I need to start watching Jimmy Fallon again. I think the show is funny. For whatever reason. But DAMN. I’m rarely disappointed with the musical performances on that show. I actually get bummed when he has a chef or something on the show as opposed to some music. I remember when I saw Liquid Liquid perform. BLEW MY MIND.
I don’t know why. But I’m like..really getting into Flatbush Zombies and they aren’t even THAT good and my body is confused.